Who are you looking for?
Penelope Twee –
Search for a username,
first or last name.
Did you mean Penelope Tree?
We
couldn’t find anyone named
Penelope Twee.
Who are you looking for?
Gilbert Same –
Search for a username,
first or last name.
Did you mean Gilbert Lee?
We
couldn’t find anyone named
Gilbert Same.
Who are you looking for?
John Bob Bobson –
Hmm. Our
name search server seems
to have wandered off.
Who are you looking for?
Wigan Pier –
Sorry, but
you’ve reached your limit
on searches for now.
These are the words, in order, on the Find People page of Twitter and what happened when I entered the names above. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.
Verbatim Poetry 