Things Millenials Hate

Things millennials hate: old stuff
mayonnaise, reading a book
bluegrass music, movies that are
mostly talking, being sober
at school, people who have never
been on TV, having opinions,
losers, math, having an emotion,
animals, not being on Facebook,
virgins, when your mom makes you talk
about your day at the dinner table,
murders. Things millennials love:
texting, sexting, Twilight.

From an article on Gawker, 6th August 2010. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.