The broken down train has started moving. We will be able to get all the trains moving soon.
The train has just started moving. We will be able to get everything running soon.
The train has moved, we will be able to move all trains now. Some residual delay will occur.
The broken train has moved, Trains will be able to run again. Sorry for the delay.
The train has just started moving, Trains are able to run again. Some residual delay will occur.
The broken down train is now on the move. Residual delay is expected until 19:15
Ha, Make sure you tweet again next time.
You’re welcome, sorry for the delay.
Sorry for the delay today.
Consecutive tweets from South West Trains, 16th March 2013. Submitted by MsJinnifer.
Ever since we were an item,
for years, we had an affinity
They didn’t stay for long
in the garden.
They didn’t like the pond then
– was it running water?
It was very quick. It didn’t have time
to be un-running.
Did they all go together?
How could they know where to go?
They’ve got eyes and feelers,
Yes, but for underwater, not on land.
And how could they do that, across fields and roads?
I don’t think “road” is in their vocabulary.
I wonder if they went in a line…
What we don’t know is how
they got out of the garden. The fence
it comes right down to the ground.
Maybe a cat killed and ate them –
Oh no, then you’d see the shells.
A cat wouldn’t do that!
Yes it would, if they were moving around.
A cat will eat anything that moves.
Well, they just disappeared.
A conversation between an older man and a younger woman, overhead at breakfast in a Shrewsbury B&B, 2009. Submitted by MsJinnifer.