I Find the College

I find the college…
infinitely the best in the university;
for it is the smallest,
and it is filled with lawyers,
who have lived in the world,
and know how to behave.
Whatever may be said to the contrary,
there is certainly very little
debauchery in this university,
especially among the people of fashion.

An unattributed quotation on page 9 of ‘The University of Cambridge’, an “unofficial history produced by the University of Cambridge Board of Continuing Education for the use of participants in its courses”. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.