Things millennials hate: old stuff,
mayonnaise, reading a book,
bluegrass music, movies that are
mostly talking, being sober
at school, people who have never
been on TV, having opinions,
losers, math, having an emotion,
animals, not being on Facebook,
virgins, when your mom makes you talk
about your day at the dinner table,
murders.
Things millennials love:
texting, sexting, Twilight.
From Young people neither love nor hate anything, Gawker, 6 August 2010.
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