The incident of the barbecue in the night-time

Successful barby,
christened new fire pit,
ate much tasty food,

burnt much British charcoal,
did a wheelie on a mate’s bike
(in a small garden),

went over handlebars
into (thankfully cold) barbecue,
landing on face,

drank ale. And I’m not
relishing going to work
in the morning.

A friend’s Facebook status from 3 May 2011. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.