Blowfly-minded
Retardate worm
Clown of the House
Idle vapourings of a mind diseased
I would cut the honourable gentleman’s
throat if I had the chance
His brains could revolve inside a peanut shell
for a thousand years without touching the sides
Kind of animal that gnaws holes
Member not fit to lick
the shoes of the Prime Minister
Energy of a tired snail returning
home from a funeral
Shut up yourself, you great ape
Snotty-nosed little boy
You are a cheap little twerp
Ridiculous mouse
Could go down the Mount Eden sewer and come up
cleaner than he went in
Dreamed the bill up in the bath
Frustrated warlord
Phrases deemed ‘unparliamentary language’ and banned from New Zealand parliamentary debates, as listed on Futility Closet, 30th October 2013. Submitted by Marika.
Verbatim Poetry 