1
Is this your career?
Seriously?
Get a real job!
Writing postcards doesn’t count!
2
Turn up the television.
Anyone can do it.
3
I don’t get it.
The window has shut.
Don’t you even care?
Success depends upon money!
Asides must be dumped.
4
Your house is burning.
We’re out of vodka.
Your document is blank.
It’s a good start.
(Entries from spoil a writer’s mood in 4 words competition. Submitted by Howie Good)