The hippies of
outrageous fortune
weigh heavy on
the minds of dogs
From an account of life with Tourette’s. By Marika Rose.
The hippies of
outrageous fortune
weigh heavy on
the minds of dogs
From an account of life with Tourette’s. By Marika Rose.
When we’re side by side
walking down the street
every glance is in her direction.
I pretend not to notice
but I feel like an accessory
it’s as if I don’t exist
I was ecstatic one summer
When she put on a lot of weight
and was wallowing in misery
I had a spring in my step
when we walked down the street
but she still managed to take centre stage
even with her muffin top
From What I’m really thinking: the jealous friend. By Lisa Oliver.
There was an increasing divide
Between people she wished to know
And those she did not.
Her clarity could not endure
Social talk instead of truth;
Piety instead of “The Soul’s Superior instants”.
Her directness would have been disconcerting
If she did not “simulate” conventionality,
And this was “stinging work”.
But a more threatening challenge,
Deeper below the surface,
Fired the volcanoes and earthquakes in her poems –
An event,
As she put it,
That “Struck – my ticking – through -“.
From A bomb in her bosom: Emily Dickinson’s secret life. By Susan.
Testosterone-fuelled silverbacks
eat what they kill
in under-supervised dealing rooms,
skimming fortunes
from everyone else’s endeavour.
So far the remedies are
cough drops for cancer.
From Polly Toynbee’s Guardian column, 6 July 2012. By Rishi Dastidar.
She kept the habit of having sliced ginseng in her mouth
ate pearl powder, eight-treasure ointment and flower food
Peanuts, soybeans and red dates…
‘We are not preparing for cooking porridge
but for making a delicate imperial pastry
a secret breast-enlarging recipe of Empress Dowager Cixi.’
From an article on the Cultural China website. By Grace Andreacchi.
At first, Ruth was a bit put off
by the fact that Simon turned up in a car
with every imaginable gadget:
I wasn’t used to flash cars, she says.
Then, on a day out to the beach,
Simon messed up Ruth’s kite.
He got all the lines tangled
so I didn’t use it again, says Ruth,
who had, however, noticed
that Simon was very polite.
From the Announcements, Marriages and Engagements section of The Times, 18 February 2012. By Thom.
I confess:
I have become
a runner.
I go
running.
I
run.
Like a
runner.
Which is what
I have become.
A running
runner.
Forgive me.
Oh Christ.
Forgive me.
From I have been murdered and replaced with a suspicious facsimile. In running shoes. Submitted by Ailsa Holland.
You live very self-consciously, in Brooklyn.
Do you drink juice or coffee or eat
vegetables? How do you live with yourself
and your bourgeois lifestyle choices? Have you
ever grown a plant?
You monster,
you gentrifying Brooklyn monster.
Your plant is a symbol. Punch that up
on your sushi iPhone app where you get
your food from in your new robot Brooklyn
dystopia, you invasive specie.
Do you like quirky things?
It’s people
like you who are ruining the Brooklyn
remembered by old folks who sit on stoops
and provide readily available
sound bites about the days of old.
From the article Brooklyn is cool until you start reading about it.
Here
I am on the seafront in Brighton, in 1994.
I have just told my best friend that
we shouldn’t go out with each other.
‘We were meant to be just friends,’
I am saying.
I have read about love in novels and am sure
I know all about it. This is one of the cleverest things
I have ever done.
I am 18.
I exhale my cigarette, like a grown-up. Here
I am four years later, on the same stretch of seafront
with the same friend.
We are on a bench. My head is in his lap.
We are talking about what to call
our baby in my belly. My wedding dress is in a bag at
our feet.
We get married in three days. Since
we were last here,
I have learnt that
I knew nothing at the age of 18.
I know now that love can be a quiet, sure thing
– like the first April sun on
your arms – and not the pyroclastic blast
I was waiting for. In 19 hours,
we will find out that the baby
is dead. The grief that is coming for
us has five blades on each hand: it will fall on
us like a blizzard, and leave
us on the floor.
We will weep on
our honeymoon in Ullapool – so lost
I could not tell you if it did rain at all,
that time. At the time,
I thought the deep-sea pressure of sorrow was
so great, it would crush
my heart smaller, for ever.
I was sure I knew everything about it.
Taken from Caitlin Moran‘s column for the Saturday Times, 20 August 2011. By Marika Rose.
It is, frankly, an amazing story.
The indomitable patriarch who will shortly
be forced to plead age and infirmity;
his headstrong son whose eagerness
to do what his father would have done
will shortly doom him;
the loyalists who will unquestionably fall
on their swords; an upending of the moral
landscape in which the miscreants once
happily functioned; and the virtuous newspaper,
perhaps the last great newspaper,
with a last great editor, who, long waiting
for and never believing it would get
such an opportunity, now has
the devil in its sights.
From Will the Guardian Bring Down Rupert Murdoch. Submitted by Rishi Dastidar.
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