pizza is just an easy fix
for a temporary solution
A friend’s facebook response to a shopping dilemma, March 2012. By Rachel Helen Smith.
Category: social media
Lion/Lamb
Rain makes for mood of
sadness. I wish for sunny
days for all. My fans.
A tweet by Tommy Wiseau on 4 January, 2012. By Marika Rose.
Five People Liked His Status
I swear,
to everything I got,
I’ll defend my baby
till the end.
If a short,
little motherfucker
wants to
try and threatened
her for saying
something
to a freeloading skank,
who calls her mom
a bitch,
then I got a problem
with him.
Or else what
motherfucker?
Threaten her again
and I’ll show you.
From a Facebook status last year. By B.J. Jones.
Stream
Lynsey Peterson likes we want
a Scottish flag on Facebook.
Anna Hammond Сака ли некој
да одиме во парк денес?
Rebecca Grohl commented on her own
status: Ich bin eigentlich ueberfluess…
Luke Southey is listening to
Que Veux-Tu by Yell on Spotify.
Clive Law commented on Peter Meadow’s
status: I always put too much red wine…
Natalie Southey and Ruth Garcia-Lopez
are now friends.
Russell Goodwin OMG!
From my Facebook friends latest activity notifications on 17 October 2011, in the exact order in which they appeared.
Decline
Looks fab. Alas I
tame the feral youths
of Wythenshawe on Wednesdays.
A friend on Facebook. By Ailsa Holland.
As in life
The ship is as in life,
as in death;
the ship is eternal,
a symbol of this
and the life to come,
of the gods,
of this middle earth.
A friend’s facebook update, 3 May 2011. By Marika Rose.
The incident of the barbecue in the night-time
Successful barby,
christened new fire pit,
ate much tasty food,
burnt much British charcoal,
did a wheelie on a mate’s bike
(in a small garden),
went over handlebars
into (thankfully cold) barbecue,
landing on face,
drank ale. And I’m not
relishing going to work
in the morning.
A friend’s Facebook status from 3 May 2011.
Index
Ftse.
He LOVE printer.
He SCARED clingfilm.
Ftse.
A friend’s tweet about her cat, 13 January 2010. By Marika Rose.
Effed Up
Find more friends.
More friends are waiting.
These five friends
found their friends using
the Facebook Friend Finder.
Have you found
all of your friends?
Give it a try.
Find friends
Facebook microcopy, 9 October 2010.
Cars parked on the pavement
Cars parked on the pavement in Benchill
1 minute ago
Theft of cash from a garage in Salford
1 minute ago
Theft from a car in Bolton
2 minutes ago
Fail to stop collision, two cars, damage only, no injuries, Salford
2 minutes ago
Abandoned car in south Manchester
2 minutes ago
Neighbour dispute in Wigan
2 minutes ago
Harassment by ex-partner in Stockport
2 minutes ago
Neighbour dispute in Rochdale
2 minutes ago
Report of man asleep in toilets in theatre when asked he left
3 minutes ago
Domestic issue in Oldham
3 minutes ago
Antisocial behaviour – youths throwing things at cars in Bolton
3 minutes ago
Report of abandoned animal in Salford
3 minutes ago
Customer refusing to leave shop, Bolton
3 minutes ago
Information regarding an annoying letter
4 minutes ago
From the Greater Manchester Police twitter feed, publishing every event it dealt with over a 24-hour period ending 15 October 2010. Submitted by Nick Asbury.
Verbatim Poetry 
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