Name me:
I am anyone,
I am no one;
I’m an anima,
a meanie, a ninny,
a mommy in a muumuu,
a nun in a mini;
I am many;
I am one –
I am Man.
(A 2 consonant sentence by Wayne Eastman, 1993)
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Name me:
I am anyone,
I am no one;
I’m an anima,
a meanie, a ninny,
a mommy in a muumuu,
a nun in a mini;
I am many;
I am one –
I am Man.
(A 2 consonant sentence by Wayne Eastman, 1993)
Don’t kill people.
Don’t marry two people.
Don’t act like a snake.
(Don’t be sneaky).
(A child’s list of how to do the right thing from The Most Hated Family in America, 2007. Submitted by Daniel Galef)
Looking for a cross
But found
A corner
Clive Tyldesley, commentating on the England vs Uruguay World Cup match, 19th June 2014. Submitted by Ross McCleary.
The atoms in a fluid can roll and tumble
and cascade around each other.
It’s that flowing freedom that gives
fluid motion its hypnotic quality.
Allow yourself to become mesmerized
by the flow of a fast-moving river
around a bridge trestle and you’ll know what I mean.
And there is dance in the roiling turbulence.
But, most importantly, the choreography
you’re watching doesn’t care about place and time.
What you see before your eyes today
is being repeated all across the cosmos.
If you don’t believe me, go flush your toilet.
Taken from the NPR article, “How To See A Galaxy In Your Toilet Bowl“, 18th February 2014. Submitted by Howie Good.
Yeah, we talk
about him. We think
he needs a better
haircut. I don’t
like that style.
You’re in New
York, the fashion
capital. Change
your haircut, OK?
You’re a star now.
Wear some
shades. Shades,
OK? Put down
the nerdy Harvard
book glasses. Put on
some black shades,
OK? With some leather
pants. Change
your style.
Fashion.
You’re Jeremy Lin,
for godsakes…
You’re in New
York City. Put
your hat on
backwards. Come
to practice with
your pants sagging
and just tell
them, I don’t feel
like practicing. Practice?
You know? Practice?
And wear
an Iverson jersey.
Come to practice
with a cigar. Lit.
I’m Jeremy Lin.
From Metta to Lin: Get some swag, CBS Sports, 10 February 2012. Submitted by Brett Foster.
Emma
I want better for Tai
I want just a normal life
Just where I can get up in the morning
Get Tai off to school or whatever
Get about my housework
Do you know what I mean?
Do things with Tai at the weekend
Save up for holidays
Do you know what I mean?
I want it to be where eventually
I’m off the methadone and everything
Maybe even go back to college
Do a counsellors course
I’ll get a little office job or summat
Just normal
Do you know what I mean?
Gail
My partner died
He was thirty-seven years old when he died
To see him come off heroin
get his life sorted out
and then to go on drink
and then to die
through drink
it’s hard
It’s really hard
Life throws some things at you sometimes,
don’t it?
And you’ve just got to get on with it
You’ve got to be strong
And if you’re not strong,
and you’re weak
you fall apart,
don’t you?
Skye
Yeah, but it’s because I can
because I can do it
and I wanna do it
I can
so I don’t give a fuck
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what, yeah?
that’s sticking up for your mates that
She’d booted her in the stomach
and winded her
so I just went over
I was just like
Boom
Dropped her
Banged her
Fucked her up
Stamped on her head
and everything
Tracey
Since I’ve lost me kids
I don’t care anymore
What else have I go to lose
apart from my head?
I regret the prostitution
and not fighting a bit harder
for me kids
but you can’t turn the clock back,
can you?
If you could,
we’d all have perfect lives,
wouldn’t we?
Taken from episode 4 of the Channel 4 series Skint. Submitted by Lisa Oliver.
Looks at the ground
So little light left
No wind at all
It has to happen now
Avenue of humanity
Red, clamouring together
What have I done?
All words taken from commentary of the final day of the US Augusta Masters golf tournament. BBC Radio 5, 10.30–11.00pm BST, 14 April 2013. Submitted by Winston Plowes.
And finally the storm recedes.
Insects begin to stridulate,
just a few at first — then in their thousands
and countless exotic birds
starting to call out to one another,
their cries reverberating
as if in a giant cathedral.
(From BBC Radio 4’s Noise: A Human History, episode 3. Submitted by Stevie Ronnie)
A creature born
within the comforting anonymity of darkness
Awakens in the harsh truth of daylight
It squirms
in the glare
afraid of the light
that pins it to the chair like a needle through its heart
Its heart beats faster
Panic starts to creep into its soul
Does it understand?
Or is it so blinded by the light
that it can think only of returning
to the velvet cloak of darkness?
No matter
Perhaps it is better that it doesn’t realize
how close death has come
But make no mistake, there is no escape
It has reached the end, and soon it will die
It bares its tiny fangs
hoping for a chance to strike
to sink its teeth deep into the flesh of its tormentor
But that chance will never come
And somewhere
beneath the gleam of hatred in those eyes
lurks the certain knowledge of its impending death
And it begins to know fear
This is part of your guilt. You did this to me
And you don’t even know who I am
I wasn’t part of your war
I was an innocent
I’m glad that you remember
Don’t you feel guilty?
Don’t you feel ashamed of what you did
Indiscriminate killing
No sense of morality
No thought given to the consequences of your actions
That’s what makes us different
The creature’s diseased mind
cannot understand its plight
Its imagination is too limited
to perceive the truth
It cannot be saved
The creature’s cries grow louder
but no one can hear them
It’s time
From the lines of Silaran in Star Trek: Deep Space 9 episode The Darkness and the Light. Lines with plot points in removed and punctuation stripped out. Submitted by Wesley Brown.
A wet and cold start
This morning windy. Later
rain dying away.
The BBC Breakfast weather forecast, as delivered by Carol Kirkwood, March 2012. ‘The’ removed from the start of line 3. Submitted by Fran Isherwood.
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