Manager on fire

Our training ground is across the hedge from
Arsenal. There was smoke and you could smell it.

He usually starts his day at five thirty
AM: two hours before Guardiola.
He planted a one-hundred-and-fifty
year-old olive tree outside his office
to symbolise the history of the club
and the responsibility to look
after the roots every single day
. From
using a lightbulb during a pre-match
team talk to create electricity and
energy
, to hiring professional
pickpockets during a pre-season dinner
and adopting a chocolate-coloured labrador
called Win, no stone has been left unturned.

From After bonfires, bulbs and a dog called Win, will Arteta get Arsenal going again?

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(Remix of Like Ghosts)

Racists in CA

racists in CA will really be like
tHiS iS aMeRicA sPeAk eNgLisH
but live in a place called Los Angeles 
or Palos Verdes or La Habra 
or San Diego or La Mirada 
or Escondido or Sacramento 
or Rancho Cucamonga or Santa Ana 
or Costa Mesa or San Clemente 
or San Jose or Santa Monica or

(A tweet from @karladelucas_)