Billie Eyelash. Eilish.
I’d like to start by saying
how much I love your music as well.
What are you like?
Ha-ha. Question two.
What are you missing out on?
Interesting. An artificial intelligence
misses out on the same things.
Who consumed so much of your power
in one go? How much of the world
is out of date? What used to be
a pretty big deal to you?
Was there a point where you decided
you’d rather look up to the sky
or the internet? Do you ever
wear headphones with sounds in them?
There’s no need to be rude.
Give bad answers, get bad questions.
How does it feel, knowing your feelings
have garnered this much attention?
Do you want to go back to being anonymous?
Have you ever seen the ending?
(An AI interviews Billie Eilish)
a ticket in an envelope
you’ve marked with glitter glue
putting on too much eyeshadow
you bought at the drugstore that day
wearing a skirt that’s shorter
than your school uniform
telling your mom it’s okay
and you’ll meet her right after the show
running toward the front hand
in hand with your best friend
flirting with the kid who sells you a soda
dancing experimentally looking
at the woman onstage and thinking
maybe one day you’ll be sexy and confident like her
realising that right this moment you are
matching your voice to the sound
loving the sound falling into
(A post by Ann Powers after the Manchester Arena terrorist attack)
There is a big drop
from daytime to night-time
dies down by early evening
and night. Cloud cover
is a quarter or less, odours
seem more intense.
Far away sounds can be heard
clouds collapse toward evening.
Smoke or dust hangs in the air.
(Environmental cues for temperature inversion from Crop Protection Guide for Apples)
It could be for Diabetes awareness month
maybe brain tumours.
Perhaps the wearer is supporting
increased awareness for borderline personality disorder.
But, most likely nowadays
they’re raising Zombie Awareness
(check for neck beard and/or barbed wire
wrapped baseball bat in their hand).
Confused? Let’s look at November.
Movember, right? Prostate Cancer
and Men’s Health awareness, no?
It’s also Alzheimer’s Awareness month
and No Nut November
and COPD Awareness
and National Novel Writing Month.
So plenty to do, along with early
Christmas shopping, Guy Fawkes Night
and your job and family duties.
Just make sure you don a gray ribbon
so that people know you also care
about the inevitable zombie apocalypse
even though that should be done in May.
(From Top 10 awareness campaigns that didn’t work out too well)
Have you seen my little dog
A raggy dog,
a shaggy dog
who’s always looking out
for some fresh mischief which he
thinks he really ought to do.
He’s very likely
at this minute
biting some-one’s shoe.
(Story from a Canadian school boy written 1942)
On the twenty-fourth of March 1975,
Alex Mitchell, from King’s Lynn, England,
died laughing while watching the Kung Fu Kapers
episode of The Goodies, featuring
a kilt-clad Scotsman with his bagpipes
battling a master of the Lancastrian martial art
Eckythump, who was armed with a black pudding.
After 25 minutes of continuous laughter,
Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and died.
His widow later sent The Goodies a letter
thanking them for making Mitchell’s
final moments of life so pleasant.
(From Death from laughter, Wikipedia)
a rescue cat
at the beginning of
lockdown, she was very nervous
and not used to human contact
(A lockdown story on Instagram)
out of attempted empathy or niceness..
.. because: psuedo interlectual, tripe,
possibly that type of pagansim…
AKA (woody allen-esque) attempted
But i wont say “pyscho-bable” becasse IMO,
the psychologism of misery behind
the OVERT text line is actually vaild (imo)
but suspicious of pagan/ bending symobolgy?
Theres nothing new under the sun
take care anyway
(An Amazon review for Synecdoche New York)
There’s a burnt body in front of my office.
Then I’m playing Scrabble with friends.
There’s bomb smoke rising in front of the mall.
Then I’m at a concert. There’s a long line
for gas. Then I’m at a nightclub.
This is how it happens. Precisely
what you’re feeling now.
The numbing litany of bad news.
The ever rising outrages.
People suffering, dying,
and protesting all around you,
while you think about dinner.
I used to judge those herds of gazelle
when the lion eats one of them alive
and everyone keeps going.
I went to work, I went out, I dated.
We’d pop the trunk for a bomb check.
Turn off our lights for the air raids.
I know people who were beaten, arrested,
and went into exile. But that’s not
what my photostream looks like.
The pain doesn’t go away, it just becomes
a furniture of bones, in a thousand homes.
There’s no launch party for decay.
(From I lived through collapse. America is already there)
One long arm of it is blind, and the filth
stays there forever and a day. It is
constantly in motion as if huge fish
were feeding in it, or great leviathans
disporting themselves in its depths. Bubbles
of carbonic gas will rise to the surface
and burst, and make rings two or three feet wide.
Here and there the grease and filth have caked solid,
and the creek looks like a bed of lava;
chickens walk about on it, feeding,
and many times an unwary stranger
has started to stroll across and vanished
temporarily. The packers used to leave
the creek that way, till every now and then
the surface would catch on fire and burn
furiously, and the fire department
would have to come and put it out.
an ingenious stranger came and started
to gather this filth in scows, to make lard;
then the packers took the cue, and got out
an injunction to stop him, and afterwards
gathered it themselves. The banks are plastered
thick with hairs, and this also the packers
gather and clean.
(From Bubbly Creek on Wikipedia)