Wait until the moon is out
then go outside
eat a multi-grained bread
and play your guitar to a bush.
If the bush doesn’t shake
eat another piece of bread.
From Captain Beefheart’s 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing. Submitted by Grace Andreacchi.
Wait until the moon is out
then go outside
eat a multi-grained bread
and play your guitar to a bush.
If the bush doesn’t shake
eat another piece of bread.
From Captain Beefheart’s 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing. Submitted by Grace Andreacchi.
Slippers are designed
to be slipped into
without help from the hand.
They are monuments to
the hatred of bending down.
A quotation from Theodor W. Adorno’s Minima Moralia: Reflections on Damaged Life, first published in 1951. Submitted by Marika Rose.
I remember running
across the sand at Seaforth beach
when I was three
chasing a red bouncing ball
and hearing my aunt scream
before picking me up
her stepping between silver studs
in the sand
I’d run into a minefield
There was no red ball
It was the family dog
that I had chased
It had been blown up
(From Roger McGough: this much I know. Submitted by Lisa Oliver)
An upstairs room
with red and gold chairs,
military pictures,
a dumb waiter.
A corner bar
with interesting lights-
An intriguing locked cabinet.
And below,
a framed photograph
of the queen.
Taken from an update email sent to a poetry group after a meeting on 21st October in the Duke of William pub, Matlock. ‘And’ has been added to line 8. Submitted by Margaret.
By all means
let us have a policy
of full employment,
increased production,
no gap between exports and imports,
social security,
a balanced This
and a planned That,
but let us also
have fountains –
more and more fountains –
higher and higher fountains –
fountains like wine,
like blue and green fire,
fountains like diamonds –
and rainbows
in every square.
Taken from J B Priestly’s book Delight, first published in 1949. Submitted by Ailsa Holland.
Malcolm was dreadful
John was quite damaged
Malcolm and Kitty were part of the Fabian set
like Bloomsbury in sexual licence
but with more socialism and less art
Taken from an email discussing the Muggeridge family. Some punctuation omitted. Submitted by Grace Andreacchi.
When we’re side by side
walking down the street
every glance is in her direction.
I pretend not to notice
but I feel like an accessory
it’s as if I don’t exist
I was ecstatic one summer
When she put on a lot of weight
and was wallowing in misery
I had a spring in my step
when we walked down the street
but she still managed to take centre stage
even with her muffin top
(From What I’m really thinking: the jealous friend. Submitted by Lisa Oliver)
He will choose you,
disarm you with his words.
Control you with his presence.
He will delight you with his wit and his plans.
He will show you a good time.
You will always get the bill.
He will smile and deceive you
and he will scare you with his eyes
and when he is through with you, and he will be through with you,
he will desert you and take with him
your innocence and your pride.
You will be left much sadder but not a lot wiser
and for a long time you will wonder what happened and
what you did wrong.
And if another of his kind comes knocking on your door,
will you open it?
From The Psychopath in Prison, an essay by Dr Robert Hare. Two conjunctions removed. Submitted by Deborah.
I always go
for the beheading option
but
when I’ve calmed down
realise
that it’s not possible
in a free market economy
Anyway how are you?
I’ve been writing
even tweeted the National Gallery
All I need now is a job,
a relationship
and a cup of tea (not
necessarily
in that order)
Taken from a friend’s email, 26 September 2012. Some words have been omitted between ‘National Gallery’ and ‘All I need’. Submitted by Ailsa Holland.
Then I got up to leave
and said Stand up.
He stood. I said: Look at me.
I’m a middle aged man
with a limp and a wheeze
and a son and a wife that I love.
I’m not just a little avatar.
You’re better than this.
You have a name of your own.
Be proud of it.
Don’t hide it again
and I won’t ruin it.
Now shake hands.
‘I’m sorry.’ he said,
and looked like he meant it.
Then we shook on it.
From the blog post Meeting A Troll. Submitted by Angi Holden.
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