
(Guy de Maupassant and Charles Garnier’s objections, 1887)
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(Guy de Maupassant and Charles Garnier’s objections, 1887)
In the afternoon, he took us to the mosque.
The sun darted through, and how!
We rode a while on the donkey.
In the evening, through the streets.
A café decorated with pictures.
Beautiful watercolors.
We ransacked the place buying.
A street scene around a mouse.
Finally someone killed it with a shoe.
We landed at a sidewalk café.
An evening of colors as tender
as they were clear.
Virtuosos at checkers. Happy hour.
Louis found exquisite color tidbits
and I — was to catch them.
(From Paul Klee’s diary, April 1914)
What I will bring to that altar
is this nauseating sack of guts—
selfish, small, lecherous,
a mind like a whorehouse,
a tongue like a longshoreman’s,
a soft mousy body that seeks
always its own comforts,
a will deluded by hyperactive desires.
Poor wreck that I am.
Can I give over to God’s service
only so little,
and that so badly damaged,
so in and out
of sin and desire?
(John L’Heureux’s diary, April 1966)
Betelgeuse
is out of juice
and needs to find
an outlet.
From kottke.org.
Opt for the treadmill, you’ll be running in the nude,
My cat slept through a blizzard in Florida this year.
One person says something that sounds true.
Install a fake microwave on the wall you never use;
Surprise! If a funny looking cat appears,
Opt for the treadmill, you’ll be running in the nude.
Sleep in the middle of the room;
Just wait until the third of April when your friends hear.
One person says something that sounds true.
Have a tortoise deliver your package for you,
Flowing through the water in a reindeer.
Opt for the treadmill, you’ll be running in the nude.
Prank: put your name on a balloon.
Putting your car keys in the freezer;
One person says something that sounds true.
Don’t be surprised if it sings Happy Birthday back at you.
In my house, there are porcelain ponies, I swear.
Opt for the treadmill, you’ll be running in the nude;
One person says something that sounds true.
It travelled slowly,
a lovely orangey-white orb,
hanging there in the sallow evening air
as necks were craned, with time to relish
the moment of stillness
before the ball rustled the netting
and the stands erupted, lost in their own noise
for perhaps the only time all afternoon.
“Last night the English Opera House was burnt down — a magnificent fire.”
Charles Greville
All the gentility of London was there
from Princess Esterhazy’s ball and all
the clubs; gentlemen in their fur cloaks, pumps,
and velvet waistcoats mixed with objects like
the sans-culottes in the French Revolution —
men and women half-dressed, covered with rags
and dirt, some with nightcaps or handkerchief
round their heads — then the soldiers, the firemen,
and the engines, and the new police running
and bustling, clearing the way, clattering
along, with that intense interest and restless
curiosity, which received fresh stimulus
at every renewed burst of the flames as
they rose in a shower of sparks like gold dust.
(From The Greville Memoirs, January 1830)
I dreamt of you again last night.
And when I woke up it was as if
you had died afresh. I read
all your letters this afternoon.
I feel as if we had collected all
our wheat into a barn to make bread
and beer for the rest of our lives
and now our barn has been burnt down
and we stand on a cold winter morning
looking at the charred ruins. For this
little room was the gleanings of our life.
All our happiness was over this fire
and with these books. Voltaire blessing us
with up-raised hand on the wall. No one
to talk to about my pleasures. I write in
an empty book. I cry in an empty room.
(Dora Carrington’s diary, February 1932)
We must be at the helm
at least once a day;
we must feel the tiller-rope
in our hands, and know
that if we sail, we steer.
(From Henry David Thoreau’s journal, 1841)
Two feet of snow fell last evening.
It lies in largest masses on the flat
fronded branches of firs and the mounded
close foliage of the live-oaks, and it
bends and welds together the tassels
of the pines. The ouzel heeds not the roar
of avalanches, the heavy masses
of snow from banks and trees, and the constant
upspringing of pines. He would not cease
singing or feeding for an earthquake.
(From John Muir’s journal, February 1873)
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