When you have eaten an orange

When you’ve eaten an orange you have to
go back to the shop to buy another.

Brazilian author Paulo Coelho describes the profitability of piracy for artists in his blog post My Thoughts on S.O.P.A. Comma removed. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.

Communiqué from an absent future

We work and we borrow
in order to work and to borrow.

And the jobs we work toward
are the jobs we already have.

Lines from the we want everything blog – critical theory and content from the nascent California student occupation movement. Submitted by Rishi Dastidar.

Images of earth

The sky is clear over the Sahara Desert
It seems I am leaving the planet forever

The bond between Earth and its inhabitants
must be defended like a holy relic

I used to have dreams when I was a kid
Like an infant in the womb of my spacecraft

The night before you went up – did you sleep?
the rustle of my muscles moving over each other

The Earth was absolutely round
I could hear the sound of pipes whining below me

moving further and further away from the ship
and you are yourself a satellite

Only in my soul is there something unquiet
Enhancing our pleasure in these shapes

Then, of course, the realisation hit me
I waved to her, she didn’t see me

(From astronauts’ translated comments accompanying space photographs in The Home Planet. Submitted by Winston Plowes)

Stream

Lynsey Peterson likes we want
a Scottish flag on Facebook.

Anna Hammond Сака ли некој
да одиме во парк денес?

Rebecca Grohl commented on her own
status: Ich bin eigentlich ueberfluess…

Luke Southey is listening to
Que Veux-Tu by Yell on Spotify.

Clive Law commented on Peter Meadow’s
status: I always put too much red wine…

Natalie Southey and Ruth Garcia-Lopez
are now friends.

Russell Goodwin OMG!

From my Facebook friends latest activity stream (or whatever that short update column on the right is called) on 17 October 2011. Exactly the order in which they appeared, names altered for privacy. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.

The World of You

I think the world of you means
I think the guy I like has a girlfriend.

I think the world of you meaning
I think the rain is calling,

I think the rain is falling down,
I think the kids are in trouble.

I think the rain is coming down
lyrics. I think the ayes have it.

I think the world of you.
I think the world is coming to an end.

(Google autosuggestions for “I think the…”, April 2011)

Cars parked on the pavement

Cars parked on the pavement in Benchill
1 minute ago

Theft of cash from a garage in Salford
1 minute ago

Theft from a car in Bolton
2 minutes ago

Fail to stop collision, two cars, damage only, no injuries, Salford
2 minutes ago

Abandoned car in south Manchester
2 minutes ago

Neighbour dispute in Wigan
2 minutes ago

Harassment by ex-partner in Stockport
2 minutes ago

Neighbour dispute in Rochdale
2 minutes ago

Report of man asleep in toilets in theatre when asked he left
3 minutes ago

Domestic issue in Oldham
3 minutes ago

Antisocial behaviour – youths throwing things at cars in Bolton
3 minutes ago

Report of abandoned animal in Salford
3 minutes ago

Customer refusing to leave shop, Bolton
3 minutes ago

Information regarding an annoying letter
4 minutes ago

Selected from the Greater Manchester Police twitter feed, publishing every event it dealt with over a 24-hour period ending 15 October 2010. Submitted by Nick Asbury.

Orwell’s Bane

An exploration of body psychotherapy
in the coaching context; The role

of Perceptual Positions in discovering

new options; An understanding of the Problem

Pyramid and accessing a client’s secondary

gain; Accessing conscious and unconscious

material through specific and vague questioning

techniques; Working with memories;

A deep awareness of human communication

and coaching using psychometrics

What is included in Toward Consulting‘s ‘Purposeful Coach’ programme, according to the email I received 22 April 2010. Submitted by Gabriel Smy.

From Russia With

‘Linking the price of gas
to the one of oil is

an anachronism,’
argued Mikhail Korchemkin

of East European
Gas Analysis. ‘There is an

oversupply of inexpensive
gas in the world, and the market prices

of oil and of gas often move
in opposite directions.’

(From this Russia Profile article. Submitted by Andrew)

Bodum Ipsum

Read instructions before use. Children
and hot fluids should be kept apart.

Fluids must be handled with care.
Always use coarse ground coffee.

Always stir before pressing down,
using a plastic or wooden spoon,

not metal. Before pressing down, ensure
that safety lid is in the correct position.

Press down very gently.

(The instructions off the side of a Bodum cafetière. Submitted by Andrew)