I am the coat
I am the jumper
I am the coat
I am the jumper
I am the magic dress
Signs in the window of French Connection in Newcastle, spotted on the 17th October 2011. Submitted by Marika Rose.
I am the coat
I am the jumper
I am the coat
I am the jumper
I am the magic dress
Signs in the window of French Connection in Newcastle, spotted on the 17th October 2011. Submitted by Marika Rose.
It is of utmost importance
that we repeat our
mistakes as a reminder to
future generations of
the depths of our stupidity
An advert for an exhibition at the Tate Modern, spotted on Jonny Baker’s blog on 16th December 2011. Submitted by Marika Rose.
“Papa rushed into the room”
Rola El-Halabi
told the newspaper. “He threatened us with
a gun in his hand and shouted
‘Everyone out!’ And then he shot me
in the hand from three meters.
I cried and screamed.”
Bild reported that El-Halabi split
from her stepfather as a manager
in January. “When I had problems
I could talk with him about anything,
except when it was about boys,”
El-Halabi said.
“That was taboo.”
Taken from a news story on April 3, 2011 about a female boxer in Germany, shot in the hand by her stepfather before a bout. Submitted by Marika Rose.
Don’t worry about popular opinion
Don’t worry about dolls
Don’t worry about the past
Don’t worry about the future
Don’t worry about growing up
Don’t worry about anybody getting ahead of you
Don’t worry about triumph
Don’t worry about failures unless it comes through your own fault
In a way it is even humiliating
to watch coal-miners working. It raises in you
a momentary doubt about your own status
as an ‘intellectual’ and a superior
person generally. For it is brought home to
you, at least while you are watching, that it is only
because miners sweat their guts out that superior
persons can remain superior. You and I
and the editor of the Times Literary
Sup., and the Nancy poets and the Archbishop
of Canterbury and Comerade X, author
of Marxism for Infants–all of us really
owe the comparative decency of our lives
to poor drudges underground, blackened to the eyes,
with their throats full of coal dust, driving their shovels
forward with arms and belly muscles of steel.
From George Orwell’s 1937 book ‘The Road to Wigan Pier’ as cited on Fors Clavigera. Submitted by Marika Rose.
Habitual close-talker fogs up screen
with grub-related obfuscation.
Nation: whither Listerine?
Sarah Dempster’s review of Nigel Slater’s Simple Cooking, 16th October 2011. Submitted by Marika Rose.
No thieves, fakirs, rogues or tinkers
No skulking loafers or flea-bitten tramps
No slap an’ tickle o’ the wenches
No banging o’ tankards on the tables
No dogs allowed in the kitchen
No cockfighting
Fintlocks, cudgels, daggers and swords
to be handed to
the innkeeper for safe-keeping.
A poster spotted in a pub in Berwick upon Tweed, 25th August 2011. Submitted by Marika Rose.
Flick yer bean
For Agyness Deyn
Give us a blow
Daisy Lowe
Wham bam
Thank you Stam
My flies are undone
Lily Donaldson
I’m a tosser
For Coco Rocha
Fancy a screw
Behati Prinsloo
Do me daily
Christoper Bailey
Cause me pain
Hedi Slimane
Uhu
Gareth Pugh
My legs are crossed
Georgia Frost
Grab my weiner
Iekeliene
Give us a backhander
Rachel Alexander
Let’s play naked Twister
Linda Evangelista
You would if you could
Cindy Crawford
I’ll show you who’s boss
Kate Moss
I’ve got more than a handful
For Naomi Campbell
Who needs a husband?
I’ve got House of Holland
T-shirt slogans from House of Holland’s AW07 collection (under Catwalk>AW07 on the site). Submitted by Marika Rose.
BOY:
That’s what I’ll do!
This’ll really cheer you up!
I’ll clip a clothes peg
to your tail!
And put rubber bands
around your ears!
DOG (looking up with sad eyes):
I’d rather be hurt
by you than loved
by anyone else.
A blog post on Faith and Theology, 4th September 2011. Submitted by Marika Rose.
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