Illustrator/Edit
Undo, redo,
cut, copy, paste.
Paste in front,
paste in back,
Clear, find and replace.
From the Edit drop down menu in Illustrator.
Illustrator/Edit
Undo, redo,
cut, copy, paste.
Paste in front,
paste in back,
Clear, find and replace.
From the Edit drop down menu in Illustrator.
Far above the bored, scuffling, T-shirt
and cellulite wearing masses flown in
from trailer parks across the nation,
ten-story video signs project images
of dancing chorus lines, rhinestone-studded;
of strippers with plain faces, their makeup
ladled on with a bricklayer’s trowel
to distract onlookers from that fact;
and of seemingly never ending
traveling shots of cafeteria
cuisine. These electronic billboards, run
by computer servers filling concrete
catacombs beneath the hotel casinos,
also occasionally announce the
LIVE! ON STAGE! appearance of what look
like knuckle-dragging brutes bumbled in from
the Pleistocene via a time warp.
At gutter level, meticulously
unkempt somebodies lumber in and out
of the darkened mouths of caves, which are
the doorways of momentarily trendy
nightclubs. Nearby, an imitation
volcano erupts. Light from the fake lava
plays on tattoos, once popular among
pier corner whores but which now adorn
the delicate ankles of long-limbed women
with million dollar smiles spread across
dime-store faces.
Level with the gutter
runs an asphalt Boulevard over which
rides the latest in high technology
metallurgical skill and, after market,
pimped-up shrines to the owners’ vanity
and insecurity. A crystal angel
sparkles as it swings from the rear-view
mirror of one modern convertible,
just stopped at a red light. Chrome-framed mud flaps
shine behind the rear wheels of a pickup truck
as it passes, its retreating back window
plastered with the white decal of a Christian
icon surrounded by a delicate wreath
of roses.
Traveling north, the Boulevard
becomes a Main Street as it turns into
yesterday’s downtown. More neon cascades
down the sides of dirty walls, red and
yellow light splashing the windows of
the Greyhound bus station across the street.
Turning east, a crumbling side street shortly
passes first a Bronx modern city hall,
smug and prim in its paternalism;
then, the rotting remains of retail ventures;
paint peeled apartment flophouses; and,
finally, a fence festooned with hubcaps.
Cracker box houses—their windows and doors
wrought iron barred—traipse down a slovenly
slope, the value of the lots on which they slouch
officiously inflated by the local
property appraiser. A fluorescent glow
haunts the sidewalk outside a corner
Laundromat, in whose ghostly glimmer stand
the emaciated and the bovine.
Expensive headers gracing the butt-end
of automotive wrecks shriek by. The street
soon propagates a rat’s maze of walled-up
drives, lanes and circles. Within those cement
bulwarks erected to a fastidious
paranoia and a paucity of police
presence, lie neighborhoods of tract housing:
two thousand square feet of uniform,
building-code-commanded, Spanish-styled homes
sitting on two thousand square feet of desert
dirt, goose-stepping off into the darkness.
Welcome to fatuous Las Vegas!
Comment #203 on The Big Picture photo blog, 12 March 2010, showing aerial photographs of New York City and Las Vegas.
Then, let’s introduce
the vegetable musical instruments
that can have been done this time.
It is a carrot ocarina first. And,
it is an ocarina of a white radish
in Japan that can have done this time.
The broccoli ocarina was made.
A good sound was not heard because
only such a broccoli was obtained this time.
And, a carrot ocarina of the slide type.
When the breath is put here,
something is heard. It shaped … so …
The paprika was punctured.
When the breath is put here,
such a sound is heard. It is an owl.
Similarly asparagus panpipe was made.
However, a good sound is not heard.
It is a trumpet of the cucumber
and the paprika in the end. There were
musical instruments that looked
alike also in the vegetable orchestra.
Subtitles on YouTube video Introduction of handmade vegetable musical instruments. Suggested by Jason Davies.
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Be in sharp focus and clear.
Be taken of the full head. Not wear
glasses if the frames cover your eyes. Be
a colour photo (we
will not accept black and white).
Be taken against a light
grey or cream background. Not be
damaged, torn or marked. Be free
from redeye. Be facing for-
ward and looking straight. Have your
eyes open. Be free of any reflection or glare.
Not wear sunglasses, or have your hair
across your eyes. Be a true
likeness of you.
From the standards for UK driving licence photos according to the application form.
November. Zulu Hotel, Quebec.
Oscar tango Juliet, echo foxtrot.
Yankee papa – golf, whiskey.
India sierra. Alfa Romeo.
Uniform xray “Victor” Mike
– kilo charlie.
Bravo.
Making a story out of the NATO phonetic alphabet. Lima Delta is a derogatory term in the military.
Police, police, Henry and Frankie.
Oh, oh, dog biscuits and when he
is happy he doesn’t get snappy.
I am a pretty good pretzler.
Winifred. Department of Justice.
I even get it from the department.
Please, I had nothing with him.
He was a cowboy in one
of the seven-days-a-week fight.
There are only ten of us. There ten million
fighting somewhere of you, so get your onions up
and we will throw up the truce flag.
No payrolls, no walls, no coupons.
That would be entirely out.
Oh, sir, get the doll a roofing.
The sidewalk was in trouble and the bears
were in trouble and I broke it up.
A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim.
Please crack down on the Chinaman’s friends
and Hitler’s commander. I am sure and I am going up
and I am going to give you honey if I can.
I am half crazy. They won’t let me get up.
They dyed my shoes. Open those shoes.
Give me something. I am so sick.
I will settle the indictment. Come on,
open the soap duckets. The chimney sweeps.
Talk to the sword. Shut up, you got a big mouth!
Please help me up, Henry. Max, come over
here. French-Canadian bean soup.
I want to pay. Let them leave me alone.
The final words of New York gangster Dutch Shultz, dying from a gunshot wound, 1935.
5.12.09
Along time ago
There livd a soc pupit
And he lovd chocolate.
But wen he open The cubud
There was no chocolate.
Sow The soc pupit went To The shops
But in The shops
They had rund out.
sow the Soc pupit went bac home
wiv no chocolate.
he lookt on the Top shelf
And he sor
A chocolate Bar.
The End
A story for my birthday, written by my 6-year-old.
and as i wrote the previous entry
my battery goes dead and obama walks past
with a very grim expression, everyone
thought he was storming out but no
he’d just been in talks with the chinese.
just now a french delegate tells me that
brazil has stormed out of the talks.
this is all so sad. still peace and goodwill
to all men. love and understanding.
just no more business as usual ok??
this is all starting to really feel like
some enormous vaguely pointless corporate expo.
Thom Yorke on the Radiohead blog, 18 December 2009, reporting from the UN Climate Change Conference.
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