Tag: free verse

Careering path

Intend to work
analytically, confidently

in
an ambitious and self
motivating atmosphere,

which would lead to
overall development
of my personality,

thus serving
the esteemed organization
efficiently, ultimately

paving a path to
a long lasting
and rewarding relationship.

A career objective in the C.V. of an applicant hoping to join my company this week. Submitted by Alan Mitchell.

Sex and dirty dishes

Jana offers the following assessment:
You know, I wouldn’t say you
doing the dishes for me
is better than sex…but it’s close.

I laugh and laugh.
I understand, I say,
You know,
I bet if we called all your friends tonight
and asked them the question,
‘Would you rather have sex
with your husband tonight
or have him wash the dishes?’
that 100% would say
‘Wash the dishes.’
She agrees.

But I have a crazy idea.
Let’s put this to the test! I say,
Let’s call your friends and pose the question.

So Jana starts making calls.
Asking wife after wife the question:
If you could have sex with your husband tonight
or have him do the dishes
what would you choose?

The results rolled in.
Like election night.
And the verdict?
100%

Do the dishes.

From the blog Experimental Theology, 2 August 2010. Submitted by Marika Rose.

"Lima Delta"

November. Zulu Hotel, Quebec.
Oscar tango Juliet, echo foxtrot.
Yankee papa – golf, whiskey.

India sierra. Alfa Romeo.
Uniform xray “Victor” Mike
– kilo charlie.

Bravo.

Making a story out of the NATO phonetic alphabet. Lima Delta is a derogatory term in the military.

Bibliomerton

A Shiver of Fear,
The Song of Thunder Where the Quaggy Bends
Beware! Beware! Scribble Boy! A World of Fairy Tales,
Flying Upside Down and Inky Pinky Ponky,
The Sterkarm Handshake and The Subtle Knife
but not The Carpenter or the Lion Adventure or the Hard Way Home

Reading the bookshelves in Homerton College library. Submitted by Bec.

The Storee of The Soc pupiTs

5.12.09

Along time ago
There livd a soc pupit
And he lovd chocolate.

But wen he open The cubud
There was no chocolate.

Sow The soc pupit went To The shops
But in The shops
They had rund out.

sow the Soc pupit went bac home
wiv no chocolate.

he lookt on the Top shelf
And he sor
A chocolate Bar.

The End

A story for my birthday, written by my 6-year-old.

Swingers

Couple number one,
have a little swing.
Keep swinging …

Say hello to couple number two
and hello to couple number three,
then everyone has a little swing.

Pass by your partner,
dance with the person you meet.
Come back together
and have a little swing.

Caller directions at a ceilidh. Submitted by Bec.

Sixteen Degrees

Most agents report
to a district group manager who reports
to a branch chief who reports
to an assistant chief of their division who reports
to the assistant district director who reports
to the assistant regional commissioner who reports
to the regional commissioner who reports
to the chief of staff to a deputy assistant commissioner in Washington who reports
to the deputy assistant commissioner who reports
to the assistant commissioner who reports
to the chief operating officer who reports
to the deputy commissioner of the IRS who reports
to the commissioner who reports
to the Deputy Secretary of the Treasury who reports
to the Secretary who finally reports
to the President.

The IRS hierarchy, according to a public policy director before the Senate Finance Committee, 11 February 1998.

thetford girls

dimonds are pretty. so are pearls
you aint got nothing on us thetford girls
thetford born thetford bred
phit as fuck and wicked in bed

best things ever is being with shannon
yehh boyy in shitt school but living it up
in DT wiht my best matee shannon

yehh yehh

yeh boy me, mel, lewis living it large
in RMHS science. its shit
we doing a fucking text but hay
we with all r mates so its okaii
my lil shannon mate love her so much
taylor mate ya phitt ass babe 😉

abbey farm woo
fair wen its down
the good thetford crew
and me mates

Shannon Nn Danielle Ere In Dt 09 What A Shit Day x

i love my baby nephew Harley Clark Goldson
and i love my sisterr .. and her tatoo 😀 lol xx
thetford is allright but some times people
just make it really bad such as the parks
but castle park has been allright xx

melissa and sasha love aaron kameana4eva coz he is 1 fit guy!
melissa and sasha love aaron kameana4eva coz he is 1 fit guy!
melissa and sasha love aaron kameana4eva coz he is 1 fit guy!

Thanks to the Portuguese, Thetford town center
now has, for the first time in many years,
women who look good in tight jeans.

The Best Things About Thetford, Norfolk, Knowhere Guide, November 2009.

Konungstekja

Magnus only had to face one
other person for the rule over Norway
– Hakon.

Olaf had the Trondelagand
and Hakon had the south
and they ruled uneasily, together.

Ordericus was a bit confused and stupid.

My notes on Norwegian Kings, October 2009. Submitted by Bec.